Electuaries and definition, yeah I'm fucked up now

Today I created a Gruntfile all on my lonesome for the first time - it was peachy. Grunt rocks my socks super extra hard and makes building and deploying and all that crap feel like second nature; and when a complete mess of a human being like myself makes a declarative statement like that, bitch better recognize.

Also, I discovered Autocomplete Rap:

And that's realer than Real-Deal Holyfield And now you cakewalk and windows 8 know how I feel
— Autocomplete Rap (@autocompleterap) December 30, 2014

I'd consider it a crowning glory of my achievements in the field of computational linguistics if I were ever able to generate a Twitter feed of this magnitude.